*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
I slept almost all day but almost is never enough
Is Zayn even gonna show up at his own wedding
sext: that looks infected
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
me at ikea: where’s the monkey