|—||Natalie Portman (via jesussbabymomma)|
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
This went right over my head as a kid.
please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
everything is made of snoop dogg
i have been waiting for this post to come around again for a long long time